Christmas decorations in April? There ought to be a law.

Fair warning, neighbor: One day soon, I’m going to put on my Grinch costume, lash a stick to my dog’s head, and head to your house. And when I get there, I’m going to take down your darned Christmas wreath. Really, folks. It’s spring. The sun is shining, and the snowbergs are melting. It’s well past time…